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ADVENTURES IN PUBLIC EDUCATION

Gas Giant
- Jackson: (as he finishes reading me his report on Saturn) ....."Saturn is a gas giant."
- Me: Ohhhh, I really like your conclusion Jackson.
- Jackson: Thanks. (smiles and walks away, making incredibly audible and hilarious fart noises as he does so)
- Me: Jackson, you are not a gas giant. Save that for the playground, please.
- Jackson: (laughing, laughing, laughing) Okay.