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ADVENTURES IN PUBLIC EDUCATION

I know a sprung first grader
- Me: How you doing today, Dillan?
- Dillan: Oh well, you know.
- Me: Well, actually I don't, that's why I asked.
- Dillan: I'm sprung.
- Me: Excuse me?
- Dillan: I'M SPRUNG!
- Me: Dillan, do you know what that means?
- Dillan: No.
- Me: I don't think it's a good idea to use words that you don't understand. Where did you hear that word?
- Dillan: From the T-Pain song, "I'm Sprung."
- Me: Oh. You should ask your mom what that means.
- Dillan: Okay. Actually, I'm just bored right now.